Monday, 19 October 2015

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE AN EMOJI

Dear diary,

I know, its been a while since I've put pen to paper hasn't it?
But you have to understand, life with an iPhone is so much easier than writing in a diary every day.
It allows me to use emojis (these little symbols that express exactly how your feeling, a sad face when you are sad, a scrunched up face when you feel like you have made a mistake, and my favourite, a smiling poo!)
But, and this is hard for me to write, i smashed the screen.
It was an accident, I swear!! The guilt i felt inside was unmeasurable and alas, the damage was not only on the surface.
Siri, my friend, well, her voice went all masculine, like a man trying to be a women but you can still tell she's a man.
Its been 5 hours and 38 minutes since I departed from my iPhone, or as I prefer to call it, 'my life'.
I miss the updates when all my lives in candy crush have been restored, the sweet whistle it makes when I have a message, oh and to hear an alert again when I match with someone on tinder. The sound is ringing in my memory… trling…ing…ing..ing.
If I was texting you, my diary, this is where I would insert a sad smiley face with a tear.
I don't know how long my dearly beloved will be away getting fixed, or if for that matter, it can be fixed. (again sad smiley face x2)
The next week will be a test of character, will I cope, I honestly don't know!
I'm trying to stay strong. Only time and perhaps a new shiny iPhone will heal my pain.
I can't write anymore as its to upsetting.

hopefully, you will hear from me again, if my heart heals.

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