I haven't posted in a while, life has been testing me a little at the least to say.
5 Yr old boy
I Answer to… nothing.
I Drop everything everywhere that is inconvenient to mum, including down the toilet and blocking it.
I know EVERYTHING. Don't believe me? just ask me!
I will eat anything as long as it is cereal of a chocolate form in a green bowl with milk.
If Skylanders and Mindcraft were real life I would be winning at both. (they are not!)
My hygiene is questionable
Yes I came home from school with yogurt stains on my bottom and no, I had no good explanation for my mum.
7 Yr old girl
Everything is either going to make me CRY or SCREAM!!!!!
I want you to walk me into school but as soon as i find my friends i want you to leave me alone!!
Homework, no way ho zah!!!
I ride horses all day Saturday and don't feel tired or sick but ask me to go for a walk and I've been struck with bubonic plague and cannot move. Seriously!
9 Yr old girl going on 19
Hormones
I will not hold your hand or kiss you in public
Hormones
I'm pretty sure I am amazing and that you should treat me accordingly
Hormones
When asked to do chores I will find the most long arsed procrastinating way to do such chore and whinge the entire time doing so.
I will, I repeat, I will answer back
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